My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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checking my bank account makes me very sad

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Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

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